Friday, 26 May 2017

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

Danny Takes A Trick


This is the last series from the images I used for my contest. It's also the one I'm happiest with. I've wanted to write this for months. 

The idea of an unwilling MILF sexworker sissy who loses a trick or tricks to his more willing, inexperienced, slutty son actually came before the idea for Mandy & Danny. Mandy & Danny happened because I so loved both characters in that series idea I had to flesh them out more fully. 

Then I wanted to write some captions with both of those characters to see how both characters worked when I wrote them into captions before taking on the series idea. Then I wanted to write some captions featuring both of them to see how they worked together. When it finally came time to write the series idea that I'd had six freaking months ago I got blocked until I came up with this plot and I fucking love how it turned out. This might be my favourite thing of anything I've written for this blog.

As a final piece of blog news: most customs have been written. I only have one single and one series left to write. I'm way ahead of where I thought I'd be by now.

Monday, 22 May 2017

What Might Have Happened

A few months ago I posted this caption where Cindi finds himself in an awkward situation. Everyone had a vote to decide what happened next and it was (predictably) decided Cindi should suck some damn dick, which is what happened in the series posted shortly thereafter.

But some compelling arguments were made in the comments section that it shouldn't have gone down that way. And when it was leading in the polls I did formulate an idea of how that series might play out. So, fresh from the darkest timeline comes today's series of what I think would have happened if the voting went a different way.

I did try to write it in such a way that if you turn your head and squint it can still be canon, either happening at a different, probably subsequent, time from the previous captions or more functionally as an alternative sequence of events that ended with the same results (Cindi sometimes doing mouth stuff with Stepdaddy and Chrissy being scarred for life, which is why I consider this the darkest timeline) thereby converging with the mainstream timeline. no alternate universes!
Wow that was pretentious and long winded for some smut that's not to be taken remotely seriously.

Sunday, 21 May 2017


The inevitable result of a racist sissy is accepting black superiority. That's what happens with Tiffany in this series. But Tiffany will still be the touchstone blatantly racist character, if I want to write an overtly racist caption with Tiffany it just chronologically predates this series.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

Family Drama

A series like this had been requested several times in the comments, a whole family moves to Suckwood and gets femmed. I think this came out pretty well.

Friday, 19 May 2017

Life Cycle of a Junkie

I originally wanted this series to be longer. The way I plotted it out I wanted there to be two captions after Toni got his fix
One where the black cum still hadn't hit his bloodstream and he was living in the shame.
One where the first signs of his craving came back and he had to accept the whole thing was going to start again.

I just couldn't write it though and what was planned to be the final three captions of the series ended up being jammed into one caption.

But I do like the Wes/1st blend of that final caption. I don't know when I'll have call to use different styles in the one caption again but it was a fun aspect to this series.

Sidenote: I can now add "Anyone who has struggled with addiction" to the list of people this blog is fundamentally offensive to. Yay me!

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Backstage Access

Anarky Rules I'm still waiting to here from you on your custom caption.

This one came about because it had been a while since I'd written anything featuring rap. I also wanted to insert a black character for my blog who was the touchstone rapper. I already have an idea for at least one more single cap he'll get to feature in.
The challenge was coming up with a rap name so dumb no rapper will ever use it (I give it six months until some no talent flash in the pan ends up using this rap name sincerely at which point we will all laugh our arses off) while also sounding like it fits in with the cultural wasteland that is mainstream rap (... okay Kendrick's pretty good but that barely counts).
The last aspect to this is I just thought it'd be funny for Nikki to stumble into a dicking and every attempt he makes to talk his way out of it just makes things worse.

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Sissy Off

A fun series featuring Bobbi & Suki. Eight caps long and Bobbi has five different models. Oh well.