Friday, 30 December 2016

Character Introduction: Dixie Taeksem

I said when I published a lone caption that I wanted to flesh out the character a bit more. Here it is. As far as I know there's no images of Abigail Ratchford with a black dick in her mouth going around the internet (and if there are I don't think I'd be comfortable using them).
Hence I needed a model switch of sorts. August Ames was the closest porn parallel I could find that was prolific enough, photogenic enough and unshy-of-black-dick enough to use as a Dixie Taeksem baseline while still holding true to that "modern pinup" look. I will still keep an eye out for Abigail Ratchford pics that I can use though.
Actually figuring out a hook for Dixie was a pain. Did Dixie like being a bimbo fucktoy? Hate it? In such a trance there was no difference?
Inspiration only came when I thought Dixie Taeksem sounded like the name of a Southern preacher. The penny dropped that the former journalist had decided to spread the Good Word of black dick, all while surviving on "the kindness of strangers" of course. (my brain's messed up)

 




Wednesday, 28 December 2016

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This is the last Cindi caption for a while, the last of the bunch. It really didn't seem like I was  writing that many as I was writing them. Then I started turning them into the finished .jpeg product and well... yeah.


Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Second Person Caption

There is a reason 2nd Person is rare. Because it has a major weakness: with minor adjustments it becomes first person and if you don't identify with what you're reading it all falls apart. 

On top of that with captions most of my images are of pornstars, I'm willing to bet a majority of my readers do not look like pornstars (just going out on a limb) which obviously gets in the way of the whole identifying with the content of the caption thing that second person depends on.

But when 2nd person is good it tends to have a sting other styles just can't match. So I don't want to abandon the form. So what to do? 

From now on I'm going to aim to have 2nd person caps use images like these, with no faces or images that are a tableau seen by the "you" the caption is directed at i.e.: the reader i.e.: you. This will mean less 2nd person captions. But hopefully the quality will improve.


Sunday, 25 December 2016

First Person Cindi Caption

This is a direct sequel to my last Cindi caption. Just in case you were wondering.


Saturday, 24 December 2016

Wes Style Tammy Caption

I had to redo this entire caption. Because apparently I am a moron who cannot put two different colours on the same line on the first attempt.

Friday, 23 December 2016

First Person Caption

This one's a blast from the past. It was one of the captions I wrote for when I started this blog. Somehow I never uploaded it. I only noticed because I was thinking about this caption in particular for some reason while I was adding labels to all my old captions and saw it wasn't there. This is a throwback to when I was not even remotely subtle (stated as if I'm remotely subtle now).


Thursday, 22 December 2016

Character (Re)Introduction: Bobbi, Chrissy & Nikki Luvcoxxx

Wes is dead. I'm assuming by autoerotic asphyxiation. Because that makes me giggle. If I'm wrong may Wes himself appear in the comments and tell me so.

Before his tragic, hilarious death Wes wrote over 300 captions featuring his blog's de facto main character, Bobbi Luvcoxxx. For Bobbi to die with Wes would be a tragedy to this small, perverted community that I, personally, cannot abide.

To that end I am hereby retconning Bobbi into Suckwood. Bobbi had a brother, Chrissy, and a father, Nikki, who were both sissies (because of course they were). Nikki was always my favorite character from Wes's blog. Chrissy was always awesome as well. So I decided they should be included (yes, Malik too).

As far as models seem to go... Wes never seemed to have a single model for any of his characters. Especially the Luvcoxxxs. I'll have to play that by ear. Because these are Wes's characters I'm definitely going to stick to only writing them in Wes Style Captions (unless I have a strong reason to do otherwise)

Consider this large(ish) post my Xmas gift. Because I refuse to write Xmas themed captions. I've always found holiday themed porno dumb as Hell. (But that's just me)









Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Wes Style Cindi Caption

So. Much. Cindi. It really didn't seem like there was this much when I was writing them. I'm sorry. But not really. Because I like them.


Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Wes Style Giselle Caption

This isn't really related to the arc I've been writing with Giselle (basically since Anderson's explicit interracial contest) it just sort of fills a void that I saw with regards to Giselle. It's also filthy as hell so very much in line with my #brand


Monday, 19 December 2016

First Person Cindi Caption

Apparently the first half of this caption is me trying to use the words "hot tub" as many times as possible. (You won't be able to not notice it now. Sorry.)


Saturday, 17 December 2016

Hiro's Weekend

I said a sequel was coming to this caption. I already had it written at the time, I just hadn't finished it yet. Now I have. I liked this idea of making a series out of a single image from three different perspectives, I thought it was going to be like pulling teeth but it actually came out alright.




Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Wes Style Cindi Caption

Of my Cindi binge I think this one was my favorite. The image was one that had me stumped for a while. Then I thought "the model looks a bit Cindi-ish so what if..." Boom! Caption.


Tuesday, 13 December 2016

First Person Suki Caption

Honestly I went a bit far with the Engrish in this caption. Writing Suki and Hiro captions fits well with my tone in this blog (being super super racist) but it does sometimes seem get in the way of actually enjoying the caption. I'm definitely going to tone it back, I might even just ditch the Engrish all together.


Saturday, 10 December 2016

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This caption is pretty much the reason I'm posting so many fucking Cindi captions. I liked it when I got the idea for it, I liked it when I wrote it, I liked the final result. It really got me into a groove re Cindi and I ended up getting a little carried away.


Friday, 9 December 2016

Second Person Giselle Caption

Something about Giselle captions just makes me want to write in second person. Shit's weird. But hopefully if it makes sense to my dirty little mind it works for you lot too.

This is very much a sequel to my last Giselle Tighthole caption I've written myself (and Giselle) into a bit of a corner now. I know where I want this arc to lead (no spoilers) I'm just not sure yet how to get there.


Tuesday, 6 December 2016

First Person Cindi Caption

More Cindi

This is also the first post I've tagged. I figured it was high time I got around to tagging my posts to make it easier for people to refer back to favorites and find their way to what they like. I'm planning on adding labels to old posts at (at least) one or two posts per update. So it won't take too long to get through but it should never feel too laborious.


Saturday, 3 December 2016

Wes Style Cindi Caption

If you don't like Cindi captions strap yourself in for a long few weeks. Of this latest batch of 20something captions about half are Cindi captions. The naivete of the character struck a chord with me and that struck chord led to a lot of captions.


Thursday, 1 December 2016

Second Person Tammy Caption

I missed updating yesterday. My bad. This is the last completed caption I have. But I  do have 20odd captions already written. Hopefully I'll find the time to finish them. There may not be a caption tomorrow but regularly scheduled programming will continue.