Elena's Second Custom Caption

I'm lazy, and I can't describe any better what Elena wanted for this caption than Elena did herself.
"A cap about a white boi who is paired with another white boi to teach them how to act."

So here it is.

Elena's First Custom Caption

Wow, I disappeared for a while there. I decided to take a day off from posting. Then one turned into two, no dramas. Then it was two weeks. I have been busy but damn that happened easily. Stupid Estrogen!

Anyway this is the first custom caption. Elena's series is still kind of unfinished. But it's in a state where I guess I can post it, I'll still save it for last though, maybe I'll get inspired and motivated.

For this custom Elena wanted a father being feminized by his sissy son.
In Elena's own words: "I'm in love with the idea of a weak-willed father who beats off to his son getting coaxed into a makeover/new lifestyle. Could also be an old guard father who believes in strong white men being transformed by his new order son who loves being a white sissy"

Wes Style Caption

First Person Tiffany Caption

Like I said, racist Tiffany captions can still happen.

What Might Have Happened

A few months ago I posted this caption where Cindi finds himself in an awkward situation. Everyone had a vote to decide what happened next and it was (predictably) decided Cindi should suck some damn dick, which is what happened in the series posted shortly thereafter.

But some compelling arguments were made in the comments section that it shouldn't have gone down that way. And when it was leading in the polls I did formulate an idea of how that series might play out. So, fresh from the darkest timeline comes today's series of what I think would have happened if the voting went a different way.

I did try to write it in such a way that if you turn your head and squint it can still be canon, either happening at a different, probably subsequent, time from the previous captions or more functionally as an alternative sequence of events that ended with the same results (Cindi sometimes doing mouth stuff with Stepdaddy and Chrissy being scarred for life, which is why I consider this the darkest timeline) thereby converging with the mainstream timeline. no alternate universes!
Wow that was pretentious and long winded for some smut that's not to be taken remotely seriously.

Acceptance

The inevitable result of a racist sissy is accepting black superiority. That's what happens with Tiffany in this series. But Tiffany will still be the touchstone blatantly racist character, if I want to write an overtly racist caption with Tiffany it just chronologically predates this series.

Family Drama

A series like this had been requested several times in the comments, a whole family moves to Suckwood and gets femmed. I think this came out pretty well.

Backstage Access

Anarky Rules I'm still waiting to here from you on your custom caption.

This one came about because it had been a while since I'd written anything featuring rap. I also wanted to insert a black character for my blog who was the touchstone rapper. I already have an idea for at least one more single cap he'll get to feature in.
The challenge was coming up with a rap name so dumb no rapper will ever use it (I give it six months until some no talent flash in the pan ends up using this rap name sincerely at which point we will all laugh our arses off) while also sounding like it fits in with the cultural wasteland that is mainstream rap (... okay Kendrick's pretty good but that barely counts).
The last aspect to this is I just thought it'd be funny for Nikki to stumble into a dicking and every attempt he makes to talk his way out of it just makes things worse.

Tammy's Lesson

First off, thanks to everyone who said nice things since my last post.

I meant to post this yesterday to get the ball rolling on these series but there were some issues surrounding the internet and connecting to it. Primarily me not being able to.

The idea for this series came about from the final image, it was one of the earliest images I ever saved for captioning purposes and I couldn't think of an idea for it and when I finally did get this idea it took a long time to find other images to support it. It turned out okay without, I think, being spectacular.

Wes Style Hiro Caption & More Blog News

I've written this spiel in my head several times. About since I started this blog (but for unrelated reasons) I've had some personal shit going on. The final result of this personal shit is this: I'm transitioning. I've never used the T-word in any captions and as long as I write captions I'll try to keep that the case. Though I have poured a not insignificant amount of my own anxieties about all of this shit into various captions, it helps, I think.
The obvious question here is, why am I sharing information that's this personal with a bunch of like-minded perverts on the internet? Basically I started taking hormones in the last few days (May2). One of the effects of the pills gel patches I'm using is a drop-off in libido. For any who hadn't already surmised I'll state it explicitly, I write all of my captions one-handed. So a drop-off in libido will naturally translate to a drop-off in caption output. I haven't noticed any major changes on that front yet. And there's still things I want to do, want to write for this space. But I only write this smut when it's fun for me. If it stops being fun I'm going to stop doing it. (Though all customs that are due will get written.)
Essentially if I stop captioning altogether that's why. And I want it to be known that that's why. I don't want to pull a Wes, disappearing from the face of the Earth with zero warning. I still wonder what the actual fuck happened there. Though I have my theories.
If I do disappear anyone who feels up to it is totally welcome to take anything I've written and run with it. Regardless of what happens I'll probably still be lurking and I'll likely see if anyone does pick up where I might leave off and it would likely make me smile.
tl;dr: I'm trans. Long term future of this blog in question.

Now onto the reason you're all actually here: The first thing you'll notice about this caption: It's bigger. I make all my captions in MSPaint and when I initially tried to make captions bigger Paint went bugfuck over it. I tried again while making my latest batch and lo and behold zero bugfuckery on Paint's behalf. Fuck if I know. But for the foreseeable future: Captions=bigger.
The second thing more astute readers might notice is that the image to this caption is one from my contest. The final one in fact.
The reason for that is simple, my idea for the contest was I'd write some series featuring every character at least once, upload the images I used, see what other people did with those images then finally post what I'd done with those images.
This caption is a single because I couldn't write a series in that time that featured Hiro to save my fucking life and when I already had such a plethora of images I didn't really want even more so I ended up giving up, tacking on a Hiro-ish image to the rest, rounding the total up to an even 60 and calling it a day. This caption was even written several weeks after the other 59 images were captioned.
Hiro fans don't need to worry though, that sissy does get his own series in the next "season" the theme of which was "Desperately Try To Maintain Daily Update Pace While Also Writing So Many Character Based Series"

If I do end up pulling a Wes consider the next few updates the bang I go out with. (Even though there's an entire 40 caption "season" to follow. And customs.)

Guest Caption & Blog News

Elena submitted this caption during the contest window. This caption not featuring any of the contest's images meant I didn't really want to include it among the contest submissions because of the precedent that would set. So with Elena's permission I set it aside as a guest caption.

Speaking of the contest, poll's closed and:

Anarky Rules & Donna Rica both get custom captions for the series each of them wrote. C2SAnon gets two custom captions for their two series.

Fluffybutstuffed gets a custom series for writing my favourite caption, it was a very close run thing.

And Elena. Elena gets a custom series for winning the popular vote, 1 custom for writing a non-IR caption from an explicitly IR image and 3 more customs for all 3 of her series. For a total of four customs and a custom series. Jesus!

Contest winners email sluttyeve69@gmail.com to tell me what you want with your customs. If I haven't heard from you within a few days I'll start sending out emails (and call-outs in this space) requesting input.

First Person Series: Too Smart For His Own Good

This one is another blast from the past. It was written when I was just starting this blog. Then I completely forgot about it until I accidentally rediscovered it a few weeks ago.

Wes Style Bobbi & Chrissy Caption

I had a bitch over the last couple of days about there being not enough CONTEST entrants. Today I sorted all of the submissions into a single folder and saw that there were actually more captions submitted than I thought.
It's no reason not to write something in the couple of days left if you haven't already or if you have written something and have some other ideas rolling around and the spare time to execute them. But it does mean that this first contest wasn't the disappointment I'd been thinking that it was.

(This was helped by additional submissions in that time so thank you to those who submitted since I had my bitch)

First Person Caption

We're almost at the contest deadline. I'm hoping there's a few people out there that have something written that they just haven't submitted yet. Time will tell I guess.

Wes Style Nikki Caption

Contest. Write stuff (If you haven't already) Get customs.

First Person Caption

If you like interracial TG based smut, and if you're reading this I'll assume you do, and want to try your hand at it, and honestly what's the worst that can happen, I have a contest on where you can do just that.

If you like TG based smut that isn't interracial Elena has a contest that you can still write IR stuff for if you want.  I did.

First Person Dixie Caption

I have a contest on.

So does Elena.

You should try to write stuff. 

First Person Caption

Wes Style Cindi Caption

I can now say that every post on my blog has been labelled. It took a lot long than I thought it would, mainly because since I moved I'd gotten terribly lazy with updating old captions that weren't labelled when I first published them. So I spent a lot of today doing the last 30 or so in one fell swoop. I also changed the "teasing" to "bullying" because that's closer to how I use that label and "teasing" has a different meaning in the context of most of my captions so it ends up being ambiguous.

This caption is fairly out of chronological order for Cindi. But once I got the idea for it I had to write it.

First Person Caption

This is the first caption of a new "season". The last few seasons had gotten very Wes heavy. I love Wes Style captions but the writing style is a massive crutch you can write half a dozen of them while barely trying but after writing twenty Wes captions it doesn't feel like my captioning develops as well as if I wrote five first or second person (or third person for that matter) captions.

So this "season" I tried to focus on writing more caps from a first and second person perspective. So that's what's coming now.