Well. The poll's closed. You are all, collectively, the most predictable motherfuckers on the planet. I was surprised to see Jamarcus/Jermichael Ex Machina shoot out to an early lead. I was also really happy to see thoughtful helpful comments from Elena and Anonymous.
I have finished writing what happened next. I was expecting some deep writer's block. But turns out it flowed really well. I'll try to turn it into .jpeg in the next few day. I'll post it straight away, just because if I didn't put an express on it it wouldn't get posted for at least a month by which time we'd all have forgotten about it
In the meantime enjoy this caption where I'm mean to Mandy.