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Katrina Jade

Wes Style Caption

Even for me this is pretty out there. If it's well received I might make more stuff in this vein, otherwise I'll only come back to this idea if/when my filthy little mind comes back to it.

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Second Person Hiro Caption

I've gone out of "order" again with this one. Oh well. It still works.

Wes Style Caption

I'm really happy with how this caption turned out. As soon as I saw this pic an idea came almost instantaneously, I wrote it in about fifteen minutes and I love the final result.

Allie Haze

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Despite Jasmine Jae not having a dick the shape her pants took in this photo is such that as soon as I saw it I couldn't not caption it. I mean, come on.

Second Person Caption

Last call on Anderson's Contest don't you want something you wrote to be part of the filth circus?

Wes Style Tammy Caption

Wherein an Australian tries to write/talk about American Football. (Go Hawks!) 

This one's also a little confusing because It's Alex Grey and Elsa Jean both of whom I've used for Tammy captions. 

For the purposes of clarity: In this cap Elsa=Tammy which is guaranteed to be the case if Elsa is in a Tammy caption. Alex is... well you'll find out.

Anderson's Contest only 2days left for the procasturbators among you.

First Person Hiro Caption

I know at least one of you godless perverts will be thrilled by this one. So that's something. It also gets about an 8.5/10 on the racist-as-fuck-O-meter but I liked it, hope you do too.

At this point it's more out of habit than anything else.
Anderson's Contest
Write smut.
Make it good smut.
Get custom smut in  return.
There's literally no downside!

Wes Style Caption

Anderson's Contest. I wrote something new for it yesterday. In about 20 minutes. It's never too late until the submissions are uploaded.

I think I'm going to have to flesh this character out some more and do a formal introduction in the future. Mostly because I'm fucking proud of the name for this sissy and I want an excuse to use it more often.

Second Person Caption

This one's a little different to my normal fare I think. But I liked it in the end, it took a lot of tweaking to get it to it's current state though.

Anderson's Contest. You know the routine.

Wes Style Tammy Caption

I'm really enjoying writing Tammy captions. I've got a lot of Tammy and also Hiro/Suki sitting on my hard(phrasing) drive waiting to be uploaded, let it never be said I don't respond to feedback!

So I made a total boner(phrasing) with this one. I gave Tammy the same line of dialogue twice over about two lines apart, I'd already deleted the original image, couldn't find it again, had to get creative to fix it. It ended up coming out fine. The moral here is DON'T delete anything until it's fully uploaded.

Oh yeah Anderson's Contest! Write stuff! Preferably in English!

Second Person Suki Caption

Anderson has a contest on (in case you didn't know... somehow)

I normally try to keep some linear order to captions with reused characters. Other times, like now, that linearity goes out the window ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wes Style Caption

Anderson's Contest I'm running out of ways to say this (which makes sense since you're running out of time to write something if you haven't already. Anderson never gave a deadline but it's been a week) but write stuff, dammit.

Pretty boilerplate. But I had fun writing it. Hope you have fun reading it.

First Person Caption

If you haven't written something for Anderson's Contest yet you're probably not going to. But there is still time. You can still contribute to this masturbatory economy. Do the right thing: write something that would make your mother ashamed of you!

This one was just "Pretty picture. Must Caption!"

Second Person Hiro Caption

Until I come up with a female Japanese (or at least Asian) name I like I'm sticking with this character being "Hiro" I might even make a caption out of making that name stick (once I think of it) Hiro captions are pretty fun to write, I get to be really mean.

Anderson's Contest I've submitted mine, have you submitted yours?

Wes Style Tammy Caption

I've finished writing everything I planned on writing for Anderson's Contest (again, go write something if you haven't already) Now I just have to do a spot of editing, create the completed product and send them.

Yes I'm going to link to Anderson's Contest every update until he uploads the submissions. Because why wouldn't I? I doubt most of you read this rambling crap anyway, you're just here for the filth.

Elsa Jean & Alexis Fawx

(Way Too Long) First Person Caption

This caption started off simple, I just wanted a sissy who used to hate the way she was treated and now loves it and is begging her black owner not to leave and instead stay and fuck her. Then I got romantic.
New subtleties kept seeming like good ideas to include and eventually I ended up with this beast where word limits have been binned and that I refuse to cut down. To fit to my format it has to be brought down a shitty looking and I think difficult to read 10pt font.
But I do like a lot of the details I could fit in with the extra length (phrasing) so I'm ambivalent about it. I'd love to hear others' thoughts on it, just don't get used to it.

Second Person Giselle Tighthole Captions

I've moved these ones forward a bit. I had them written a while ago but only finished them today. I'm moving them forward because some of the images in Anderson's contest (which I repeat, write stuff!) gave me an idea for a series but the starting point of that series came after the second caption here so I wanted to give the necessary context that readers won't be totally lost by the story aspect.

Second Person Caption

Anderson's contest! Go write something.

Here's another caption:

Gianna Michaels 

Third Person Caption

Anderson Creed has a contest going on. I'm certain every view I get is thanks to his recommendation. So you should all go write some smut for him in his contest so I'm not doing all the work all the damn time. 

Yes, I know it's in my wheelhouse.

Yes, I've already written some stuff for it.

No I'm not going to do what I sometimes do and caption every image he has there... unless I do that by accident.

Now to today's caption: yesterday was gross, this one's downright debaucherous. This image was originally supposed to be the follow up to my first 3rdPerson caption but trying to have Suki's father's reaction to Suki being a sissy and Suki's father becoming a sissy and keep it under my self-imposed word limits AND make it actually decent became impossible. Hence my second 3rdPerson caption that filled the gap. 

This is a completion to the story of sorts. (Don't worry I'm not done with these two, not by a long shot)

Wes Style Caption

I done got gross again.

Aaliyah Love & Cherie Deville

First Person Caption

The other day, when I uploaded the Karlee-Grey-in-a-catsuit caption, I was going to say I felt a little burnt out from caption writing and that I was going to take a while off from writing captions and just upload the backlog of things I'd had already written. Since then I've written 11 captions in 2 days. This isn't one of those. This is from the backlog. The ever growing backlog.

Character Introduction: Giselle Tighthole

I wanted to do something a little special for my 50th post. My first character introduction was rather well received so I moved this forward by half a dozen posts or so.
Valentina Nappi is my main conception of Giselle (Giselle actually came about because I thought "Valentina Nappi is awesome, I should make a Suckwood character out of her") but I figure any model with dark hair and curves will do (Karlee Grey, Angela White, Jelena Jensen all fit I guess).
I wasn't planning on any romanticism but it added such a sting when I thought of it that I couldn't not include it.
Enjoy:

First Person Single

This is another one of those times where the scene looked so good I couldn't not make a caption out of it. Karlee Grey in a catsuit, can't go wrong. Porn's a pretty simple racket when you think about it.

First Person Caption

Really rather proud of this one. It's subtle (for me) and I think it builds quite nicely.

Wes Style Caption

First Person Caption

This is an image that I saved months and months ago. I knew I wanted to do something with it but I couldn't figure out how to write anything for it. There is no letter in the Greek alphabet directly analogous to "C" so I went with Kappa. Also more world-building: Suckwood has a university now. That gives me... ideas.

Wes Style Caption

I had a call for more asian sissies. Here's another Suki caption. I have another three written, including a conclusion of sorts to those 3rd Person captions from earlier, So they'll be coming in the near future. For this one I thought to myself "These interracial captions are already super racist, how can I make them worse?"
Mission Accomplished:

Second Person Caption

Two days in a row again. I'm back. And slightly drunk right now.

Aria Alexander & Ariana Marie

First Person Caption

As an apology for consecutive days with no new updates (with no reason beyond my own laziness) here is a caption that is somewhat longer than I normally write. It's longer because it's so delightfully filthy I couldn't bare to trim it back and lose any aspect of it. When I wrote this I was concerned my captions were getting less smutty and that was something I wished to remedy and here's the result.