Thursday, 6 April 2017

Caption Contest

I just found out I'm starting this contest at the same time Elena has a contest going on. I really didn't want to do that. It feels like it goes against TG caption blog etiquette. Sorry, Elena, well, Ariel but as I understand it they're the same person. I might be wrong. So if you're up to it you should write something for her contest too!

Okay so the first thing you'll notice about this contest, I picked a lot of images. I had an idea for my first contest that I thought was cool, didn't think it through very deeply, things got out of hand before I realized it and now here we are. This is my first contest, hopefully I'll be able to do more and tweak things based on what works.

Directions:
1. Select image(s) from below, write captions for them. This ain't rocket surgery.
2. If you can't or just don't want to format captions send the text to me and let me know which image to attach it to.
3. Send your submissions to: sluttyeve69@gmail.com
4. Deadline is May 1.

Prizes:
This is where one of the differences that I mentioned wanting my contest to have comes in. If you write a series for this contest you get a custom caption.
A winner, maybe two, will be chosen by poll.
Another winner will be chosen based on my favorite entry.
Winners get custom series.
I'll shoot for five captions long for custom series. They'll have a self imposed minimum of three.

Obvious Questions:
Do prizes stack?
Yes, these prizes will stack. So if you are a contest winner and wrote a series, you get a custom caption and a custom series.
If I write more than one series do I get more than one caption?
Yes, you'll get a custom caption for each series you write. (I get the feeling I might end up regretting these two)
What's the bare minimum that counts as a series?
Three captions long. Or two, if they're both long (250+ words) or really good.
Can I submit captions anonymously?
Of course. Just say you want to be anonymous in the email you send with your submissions.
Do captions have to be IR?
Nope. Though I'd love to see you write a non-IR caption with a picture of a black dick in a model's mouth. That'd be a neat trick. In fact, if you can manage that you also get a custom.
What about the central Suckwood idea the canon of your blog is based around, do I have to work within that framework?
Fuck no. You can if you want but write what you want.
One of your images gave me an idea for a series but I need to use images not included below, can I?
Sure. If you're sending the text to me rather than formatting captions yourself just include the images you want to use that aren't from below in your email.
This is the first TG blog I've ever seen, what's a custom caption?
Send me an image, a theme, a fetish, an idea or any combination of all of the above. I will write a caption to that.
What do I do if I have other questions?
This is why we have a comments section.

Characters:
There's no obligation to use any of these. But if you want to:
Tammy Swallows willing, young sissy that loves sharing black dick.
Stephi Swallows Tammy's older, unwilling brother.
Giselle Tighthole a Hollywoo actress desperate to hide she is really a sissy.
Suki: A willing Asian teen sissy I need to write a formal intro for.
Hiro: Suki's unwilling father who loses control of his body around black men. In need of formal intro.
Cindi Sukshaft Naive, innocent whiteboi infatuated with his stepfather.
Bobbi Luvcoxxx Wes's Reluctantly feminized highschool-ish age main character.
Chrissy Luvcoxxx Bobbi's younger feminized brother.
Nikki Luvcoxxx Bobbi and Chrissy's humiliated feminized father.
Dixie Taeksem a willing bimbo sissy capable of somehow accelerating Suckwood's effects.
Mandy Sukmore Unwilling bimbo whiteboi desperate to protect his son from becoming a sissy.
Danny Sukmore Mandy's willing but inexperienced young son.
Toni Sukscum A latin sissy addicted to black men's cum.
Tiffany Cumswallow A racist school teacher struggling to cope with his new life as a sissy.

The Images:





























































Wednesday, 5 April 2017

Wes Style Toni Caption

Janice Griffith was one of the models I initially considered for Toni but I wanted Toni to be a latina sissy and I figured Janice wasn't "latina enough" so I went a different way.

(She is, apparently, part desi, part white and part Guyanese. There's some latin there but if we want to get creepily obsessive about race (and considering the content of my blog I think we all know we do) I believe the technical term is "mutt").

 The more photos I see of her the more I think that was a mistake. For one in her (relatively long) career Jynx Maze has, so far, only done one IR scene so the number of photos of her that feature black dick is prohibitively small. For two, similar to how Elsa Jean has such a perfect vibe in photographs for Tammy captions that I almost never use any other model Janice Griffith just seems to fit with what I want for Toni captions in a way no other model seems to capture. So expect a few more Toni captions with Janice as the model.


Tuesday, 4 April 2017

Second Person Caption

The poll closes soon. Based on the (near) final results I can conclude:
1. People like contests
2. There's always one (or in this case two) arsehole(s)
I wasn't particularly interested in how the results broke down, only in how many people wanted a contest, and might do something. I was hoping to get 10, so 20+ is a nice surprise. I don't resent the so called arseholes who voted No-Contest but I'm doing one so there.

I've almost settled on the final images I want to use. So I'll post those and all contest info in the next few days, before the end of the week at the latest.

Caption Time:


Monday, 3 April 2017

First Person Cindi Caption

A lot of the driving inspiration for this caption came from A Little Life. If you've read A Little Life you'll know what section of it I'm talking about and this caption just got real dark. I'm sorry. If you haven't read A Little Life go do that. Hanya Yanigihara is a far better writer than I am. (this was a weird comment)


Sunday, 2 April 2017

Wes Style Stephi Caption

I think the poll's basically fulfilled its purpose. But if you want to have your say and haven't yet you've still got a couple of days to tell me you want to try writing something or that you think this blog is dumb.