Wes Style Tiffany Caption

This one is, chronologically speaking, definitely after Tiffany's recent series.

Wes Style Danny Caption

Sissy interacting with black athlete is common on this blog. But because Danny lives outside Suckwood I made it about basketball instead of football. Just because. 

Still gets the "football" tag though. Because sports are sports and I'm lazy. 

Second Person Caption and Blog News

I thought it was likely to happen and it has, since starting HRT my captioning output has dropped, though not disappeared. It could, at least theoretically, just be that I'm not super interested in captioning right now and my interest could come back soon and my output will spike back up. But it doesn't feel that way. And if my output does increase from where it's at now it probably still won't get up to where it was before I started the meds.

I'm going to speak rather indelicately on wanking and hormones. If that's too much information  stop reading now. (I can't imagine why it would be considering most of my content but w/e)

Before starting hormones I'd jerk off daily (or near daily), usually for upwards of two hours, and I'd write something every time I jerked off. 

Since I started taking hormones I jerk off about every other day, rarely for more than an hour and I only end up writing something every third wank, if that. 

I do have way more free time. But you don't need to be genius to figure the number of captions that get written is going to drop. Though not to zero. Yet.

It seems that's just the way my body/brain works on estrogen. It is kind of frustrating but I'm so much happier overall I'm just accepting it. So the final result is that after this "season" (and the customs from the contest, almost finished, I promise) daily or near-daily updates probably won't be something I'm capable of. Ce la vie.

Anyway, here's a fun 2nd person cap:

Wes Style Caption

Wes Style Chrissy Caption

First Person Tiffany Caption

Like I said, racist Tiffany captions can still happen.

Wes Style Danny Caption

This is a pretty fun idea for Danny. I might come back to it from time to time.

Wes Style Mandy Caption

Back to boring post titles.

Danny Takes A Trick

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What Might Have Happened

A few months ago I posted this caption where Cindi finds himself in an awkward situation. Everyone had a vote to decide what happened next and it was (predictably) decided Cindi should suck some damn dick, which is what happened in the series posted shortly thereafter.

But some compelling arguments were made in the comments section that it shouldn't have gone down that way. And when it was leading in the polls I did formulate an idea of how that series might play out. So, fresh from the darkest timeline comes today's series of what I think would have happened if the voting went a different way.

I did try to write it in such a way that if you turn your head and squint it can still be canon, either happening at a different, probably subsequent, time from the previous captions or more functionally as an alternative sequence of events that ended with the same results (Cindi sometimes doing mouth stuff with Stepdaddy and Chrissy being scarred for life, which is why I consider this the darkest timeline) thereby converging with the mainstream timeline. no alternate universes!
Wow that was pretentious and long winded for some smut that's not to be taken remotely seriously.