Wes Style Hiro Caption & More Blog News

I've written this spiel in my head several times. About since I started this blog (but for unrelated reasons) I've had some personal shit going on. The final result of this personal shit is this: I'm transitioning. I've never used the T-word in any captions and as long as I write captions I'll try to keep that the case. Though I have poured a not insignificant amount of my own anxieties about all of this shit into various captions, it helps, I think.
The obvious question here is, why am I sharing information that's this personal with a bunch of like-minded perverts on the internet? Basically I started taking hormones in the last few days (May2). One of the effects of the pills gel patches I'm using is a drop-off in libido. For any who hadn't already surmised I'll state it explicitly, I write all of my captions one-handed. So a drop-off in libido will naturally translate to a drop-off in caption output. I haven't noticed any major changes on that front yet. And there's still things I want to do, want to write for this space. But I only write this smut when it's fun for me. If it stops being fun I'm going to stop doing it. (Though all customs that are due will get written.)
Essentially if I stop captioning altogether that's why. And I want it to be known that that's why. I don't want to pull a Wes, disappearing from the face of the Earth with zero warning. I still wonder what the actual fuck happened there. Though I have my theories.
If I do disappear anyone who feels up to it is totally welcome to take anything I've written and run with it. Regardless of what happens I'll probably still be lurking and I'll likely see if anyone does pick up where I might leave off and it would likely make me smile.
tl;dr: I'm trans. Long term future of this blog in question.

Now onto the reason you're all actually here: The first thing you'll notice about this caption: It's bigger. I make all my captions in MSPaint and when I initially tried to make captions bigger Paint went bugfuck over it. I tried again while making my latest batch and lo and behold zero bugfuckery on Paint's behalf. Fuck if I know. But for the foreseeable future: Captions=bigger.
The second thing more astute readers might notice is that the image to this caption is one from my contest. The final one in fact.
The reason for that is simple, my idea for the contest was I'd write some series featuring every character at least once, upload the images I used, see what other people did with those images then finally post what I'd done with those images.
This caption is a single because I couldn't write a series in that time that featured Hiro to save my fucking life and when I already had such a plethora of images I didn't really want even more so I ended up giving up, tacking on a Hiro-ish image to the rest, rounding the total up to an even 60 and calling it a day. This caption was even written several weeks after the other 59 images were captioned.
Hiro fans don't need to worry though, that sissy does get his own series in the next "season" the theme of which was "Desperately Try To Maintain Daily Update Pace While Also Writing So Many Character Based Series"

If I do end up pulling a Wes consider the next few updates the bang I go out with. (Even though there's an entire 40 caption "season" to follow. And customs.)

Wes Style Suki Hiro Caption

Wes Style Hiro Caption

The thing is finished. Well in time for my arbitrary self imposed deadline.

Wes Style Tammy Caption

First Person Hiro Caption

This might be the last caption for a few days. I'm moving and I don't know how long it'll take to have my desktop set up at my new place. Probably not long but one never knows these things.

First Person Hiro Caption

I remember saying the Engrish was going to go west. So much for that. At least it's readable (to me at least)

Hiro's Weekend

I said a sequel was coming to this caption. I already had it written at the time, I just hadn't finished it yet. Now I have. I liked this idea of making a series out of a single image from three different perspectives, I thought it was going to be like pulling teeth but it actually came out alright.

First Person Suki Caption

Honestly I went a bit far with the Engrish in this caption. Writing Suki and Hiro captions fits well with my tone in this blog (being super super racist) but it does sometimes seem get in the way of actually enjoying the caption. I'm definitely going to tone it back, I might even just ditch the Engrish all together.

Second Person Suki Caption

This is something of a caption in two parts. The first half came about because I realized I'd written nothing about what Suki thought of Hiro's behavior, the second because I needed something to actually happen in the caption. There's an obvious sequel to this caption. Watch this space.

Wes Style Caption

First and Second Person Tammy Hiro Captions

I promise to keep this blog largely apolitical. But most of my pageviews come from America and seriously, you guys have a choice today between an undeniably qualified if deeply unlikeable career politician and an existential threat to the idea of democracy.
I'm begging you: don't vote for the Oompa-Loompa!

Okay, as an apology for getting all political here's two captions that I love. It's the first time I've put two of my characters together the results were pretty awesome:

Vicki Chase & Alex Grey

Second Person Hiro Caption

I've gone out of "order" again with this one. Oh well. It still works.

First Person Hiro Caption

I know at least one of you godless perverts will be thrilled by this one. So that's something. It also gets about an 8.5/10 on the racist-as-fuck-O-meter but I liked it, hope you do too.

At this point it's more out of habit than anything else.
Anderson's Contest
Write smut.
Make it good smut.
Get custom smut in  return.
There's literally no downside!

Second Person Suki Caption

Anderson has a contest on (in case you didn't know... somehow)

I normally try to keep some linear order to captions with reused characters. Other times, like now, that linearity goes out the window ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Second Person Hiro Caption

Until I come up with a female Japanese (or at least Asian) name I like I'm sticking with this character being "Hiro" I might even make a caption out of making that name stick (once I think of it) Hiro captions are pretty fun to write, I get to be really mean.

Anderson's Contest I've submitted mine, have you submitted yours?

Third Person Caption

Anderson Creed has a contest going on. I'm certain every view I get is thanks to his recommendation. So you should all go write some smut for him in his contest so I'm not doing all the work all the damn time. 

Yes, I know it's in my wheelhouse.

Yes, I've already written some stuff for it.

No I'm not going to do what I sometimes do and caption every image he has there... unless I do that by accident.

Now to today's caption: yesterday was gross, this one's downright debaucherous. This image was originally supposed to be the follow up to my first 3rdPerson caption but trying to have Suki's father's reaction to Suki being a sissy and Suki's father becoming a sissy and keep it under my self-imposed word limits AND make it actually decent became impossible. Hence my second 3rdPerson caption that filled the gap. 

This is a completion to the story of sorts. (Don't worry I'm not done with these two, not by a long shot)

Wes Style Caption

I had a call for more asian sissies. Here's another Suki caption. I have another three written, including a conclusion of sorts to those 3rd Person captions from earlier, So they'll be coming in the near future. For this one I thought to myself "These interracial captions are already super racist, how can I make them worse?"
Mission Accomplished:

Third Person Single

I spent a long time trying to write a sequel to my first third person cap. I knew I wanted to have an outraged father who ended up becoming just as big a sissy as the son. But I couldn't figure out how to approach it. Then this picture came along and I had a jumping off point. It's pretty tame by my standards. But there's definitely more of this story to be told and I promise to be filthy when I tell it.

Third Person Single

So that second 2ndPerson series was the last thing I had saved for my "Grand Opening". So posts became a bit less frequent. I'm going to try to have at least one writing session a week (where I'll probably write 4 or 5 captions) then post them every other day or so. It's not a reliable or regular update schedule but this smut is free so I doubt anyone will complain.

I also had a request (of sorts) from Elena to expand on the Suckwood idea. Which is something I definitely want to do but is a bit tricky to navigate. But when I went to caption this image this is the story that came to me so it's what I wrote. It's a bit longer than most of my other captions, over 300 whereas my other work is ~200 (because that's about the mark where I start to get a bit bored with other people's captions)

So anyway:

First Person Caption

Asa Akira