Wes Style Stephi Caption

This caption is criminally short. I apologize for that but I couldn't find any way to pad it out that wasn't egregious.

Second Person Stephi Caption

I'm still not sure about 2nd person caps where the "you" is someone specific in the canon. In this case Stephi's cuck father. If you have a strong opinion either way let me know, please.

Second Person Caption and Blog News

I thought it was likely to happen and it has, since starting HRT my captioning output has dropped, though not disappeared. It could, at least theoretically, just be that I'm not super interested in captioning right now and my interest could come back soon and my output will spike back up. But it doesn't feel that way. And if my output does increase from where it's at now it probably still won't get up to where it was before I started the meds.

I'm going to speak rather indelicately on wanking and hormones. If that's too much information  stop reading now. (I can't imagine why it would be considering most of my content but w/e)

Before starting hormones I'd jerk off daily (or near daily), usually for upwards of two hours, and I'd write something every time I jerked off. 

Since I started taking hormones I jerk off about every other day, rarely for more than an hour and I only end up writing something every third wank, if that. 

I do have way more free time. But you don't need to be genius to figure the number of captions that get written is going to drop. Though not to zero. Yet.

It seems that's just the way my body/brain works on estrogen. It is kind of frustrating but I'm so much happier overall I'm just accepting it. So the final result is that after this "season" (and the customs from the contest, almost finished, I promise) daily or near-daily updates probably won't be something I'm capable of. Ce la vie.

Anyway, here's a fun 2nd person cap:

What Might Have Happened

A few months ago I posted this caption where Cindi finds himself in an awkward situation. Everyone had a vote to decide what happened next and it was (predictably) decided Cindi should suck some damn dick, which is what happened in the series posted shortly thereafter.

But some compelling arguments were made in the comments section that it shouldn't have gone down that way. And when it was leading in the polls I did formulate an idea of how that series might play out. So, fresh from the darkest timeline comes today's series of what I think would have happened if the voting went a different way.

I did try to write it in such a way that if you turn your head and squint it can still be canon, either happening at a different, probably subsequent, time from the previous captions or more functionally as an alternative sequence of events that ended with the same results (Cindi sometimes doing mouth stuff with Stepdaddy and Chrissy being scarred for life, which is why I consider this the darkest timeline) thereby converging with the mainstream timeline. no alternate universes!
Wow that was pretentious and long winded for some smut that's not to be taken remotely seriously.

Acceptance

The inevitable result of a racist sissy is accepting black superiority. That's what happens with Tiffany in this series. But Tiffany will still be the touchstone blatantly racist character, if I want to write an overtly racist caption with Tiffany it just chronologically predates this series.

First Person Series: Too Smart For His Own Good

This one is another blast from the past. It was written when I was just starting this blog. Then I completely forgot about it until I accidentally rediscovered it a few weeks ago.

Wes Style Bobbi & Chrissy Caption

I had a bitch over the last couple of days about there being not enough CONTEST entrants. Today I sorted all of the submissions into a single folder and saw that there were actually more captions submitted than I thought.
It's no reason not to write something in the couple of days left if you haven't already or if you have written something and have some other ideas rolling around and the spare time to execute them. But it does mean that this first contest wasn't the disappointment I'd been thinking that it was.

(This was helped by additional submissions in that time so thank you to those who submitted since I had my bitch)

Wes Style Nikki Caption

Contest. Write stuff (If you haven't already) Get customs.

Wes Style Stephi Caption

I think the poll's basically fulfilled its purpose. But if you want to have your say and haven't yet you've still got a couple of days to tell me you want to try writing something or that you think this blog is dumb.

Wes Style Caption

I'm not dead yet. Kinda wish I was though.

Second Person Caption

[Professor Farnsworth Voice]: Good news everyone, I've finally gotten a solid start on a thing. 

The thing I've gotten a solid start on is similar to this thing but on a different subject. No Spoilers. But there are some other things I need to finish before I can upload it (for one it uses at least one character I haven't written an intro for yet) 

Also, I have to not die in the next few days. This country's weather is a running joke, it's normally overblown, right now not so much.

Now I've had my bitchfest about this cooked excuse for a country. Here's a caption: 

Second Person Caption

Fun fact 1: In my home I have a clock exactly identical to the one in the background.

Fun fact 2: I really like this one.

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This is the last Cindi caption for a while, the last of the bunch. It really didn't seem like I was  writing that many as I was writing them. Then I started turning them into the finished .jpeg product and well... yeah.

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This caption is pretty much the reason I'm posting so many fucking Cindi captions. I liked it when I got the idea for it, I liked it when I wrote it, I liked the final result. It really got me into a groove re Cindi and I ended up getting a little carried away.

First Person Cindi Caption

I said there was a lot of Cindi and I meant it.

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This pic was part of Anderson's contest. I loved the image but couldn't think of a story for it before it was too late for Anderson's contest. Also, I don't think I'd introduced Cindi at that point.

Wes Style Caption

I loved this pic the second I saw it. An idea came to me fairly quickly. But once I actually wrote that I barely had 100words. Way too short. Introducing a cuck padded it out a bit and gave it a little more bite.