Cumdrunk

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What Might Have Happened

A few months ago I posted this caption where Cindi finds himself in an awkward situation. Everyone had a vote to decide what happened next and it was (predictably) decided Cindi should suck some damn dick, which is what happened in the series posted shortly thereafter.

But some compelling arguments were made in the comments section that it shouldn't have gone down that way. And when it was leading in the polls I did formulate an idea of how that series might play out. So, fresh from the darkest timeline comes today's series of what I think would have happened if the voting went a different way.

I did try to write it in such a way that if you turn your head and squint it can still be canon, either happening at a different, probably subsequent, time from the previous captions or more functionally as an alternative sequence of events that ended with the same results (Cindi sometimes doing mouth stuff with Stepdaddy and Chrissy being scarred for life, which is why I consider this the darkest timeline) thereby converging with the mainstream timeline. no alternate universes!
Wow that was pretentious and long winded for some smut that's not to be taken remotely seriously.

Life Cycle of a Junkie

I originally wanted this series to be longer. The way I plotted it out I wanted there to be two captions after Toni got his fix
One where the black cum still hadn't hit his bloodstream and he was living in the shame.
One where the first signs of his craving came back and he had to accept the whole thing was going to start again.

I just couldn't write it though and what was planned to be the final three captions of the series ended up being jammed into one caption.

But I do like the Wes/1st blend of that final caption. I don't know when I'll have call to use different styles in the one caption again but it was a fun aspect to this series.

Sidenote: I can now add "Anyone who has struggled with addiction" to the list of people this blog is fundamentally offensive to. Yay me!

Dixie's Project

Wes Style Hiro Caption & More Blog News

I've written this spiel in my head several times. About since I started this blog (but for unrelated reasons) I've had some personal shit going on. The final result of this personal shit is this: I'm transitioning. I've never used the T-word in any captions and as long as I write captions I'll try to keep that the case. Though I have poured a not insignificant amount of my own anxieties about all of this shit into various captions, it helps, I think.
The obvious question here is, why am I sharing information that's this personal with a bunch of like-minded perverts on the internet? Basically I started taking hormones in the last few days (May2). One of the effects of the pills gel patches I'm using is a drop-off in libido. For any who hadn't already surmised I'll state it explicitly, I write all of my captions one-handed. So a drop-off in libido will naturally translate to a drop-off in caption output. I haven't noticed any major changes on that front yet. And there's still things I want to do, want to write for this space. But I only write this smut when it's fun for me. If it stops being fun I'm going to stop doing it. (Though all customs that are due will get written.)
Essentially if I stop captioning altogether that's why. And I want it to be known that that's why. I don't want to pull a Wes, disappearing from the face of the Earth with zero warning. I still wonder what the actual fuck happened there. Though I have my theories.
If I do disappear anyone who feels up to it is totally welcome to take anything I've written and run with it. Regardless of what happens I'll probably still be lurking and I'll likely see if anyone does pick up where I might leave off and it would likely make me smile.
tl;dr: I'm trans. Long term future of this blog in question.

Now onto the reason you're all actually here: The first thing you'll notice about this caption: It's bigger. I make all my captions in MSPaint and when I initially tried to make captions bigger Paint went bugfuck over it. I tried again while making my latest batch and lo and behold zero bugfuckery on Paint's behalf. Fuck if I know. But for the foreseeable future: Captions=bigger.
The second thing more astute readers might notice is that the image to this caption is one from my contest. The final one in fact.
The reason for that is simple, my idea for the contest was I'd write some series featuring every character at least once, upload the images I used, see what other people did with those images then finally post what I'd done with those images.
This caption is a single because I couldn't write a series in that time that featured Hiro to save my fucking life and when I already had such a plethora of images I didn't really want even more so I ended up giving up, tacking on a Hiro-ish image to the rest, rounding the total up to an even 60 and calling it a day. This caption was even written several weeks after the other 59 images were captioned.
Hiro fans don't need to worry though, that sissy does get his own series in the next "season" the theme of which was "Desperately Try To Maintain Daily Update Pace While Also Writing So Many Character Based Series"

If I do end up pulling a Wes consider the next few updates the bang I go out with. (Even though there's an entire 40 caption "season" to follow. And customs.)

First Person Series: Too Smart For His Own Good

This one is another blast from the past. It was written when I was just starting this blog. Then I completely forgot about it until I accidentally rediscovered it a few weeks ago.

First Person Toni Caption

Today's the last day for contest submissions. I was going to close submissions today. But I'll leave it open for all of May 1st. Just in case there's anyone left who hasn't submitted what they've written.

If you've submitted nothing this is your last chance. Once you have an idea it doesn't take anymore than an hour to write a caption and then you can e-mail them to me and I'll do all the messy formatting for you.

I think this one should be popular. But I've been wrong in those estimations before.

Wes Style Toni Caption

Janice Griffith was one of the models I initially considered for Toni but I wanted Toni to be a latina sissy and I figured Janice wasn't "latina enough" so I went a different way.

(She is, apparently, part desi, part white and part Guyanese. There's some latin there but if we want to get creepily obsessive about race (and considering the content of my blog I think we all know we do) I believe the technical term is "mutt").

 The more photos I see of her the more I think that was a mistake. For one in her (relatively long) career Jynx Maze has, so far, only done one IR scene so the number of photos of her that feature black dick is prohibitively small. For two, similar to how Elsa Jean has such a perfect vibe in photographs for Tammy captions that I almost never use any other model Janice Griffith just seems to fit with what I want for Toni captions in a way no other model seems to capture. So expect a few more Toni captions with Janice as the model.

First Person Caption

This is the first caption of a new "season". The last few seasons had gotten very Wes heavy. I love Wes Style captions but the writing style is a massive crutch you can write half a dozen of them while barely trying but after writing twenty Wes captions it doesn't feel like my captioning develops as well as if I wrote five first or second person (or third person for that matter) captions.

So this "season" I tried to focus on writing more caps from a first and second person perspective. So that's what's coming now.

Wes Style Suki Hiro Caption

Second Person Caption

A bit longer than my usual captions. Just a simple idea that needed time to develop.

Wes Style Caption

Wes Style Toni Caption

I'm not sure if a Toni caption like this one should be given a "trance" tag, does "addiction" count as a trance? I don't know. Oh well. Here's a caption anyway 

Character Introduction: Danny Sukmore

Make that two character introductions. But let's be honest, you knew this was coming.

For Danny I really struggled to pare down to a single model. I eventually settled on Aidra Fox (after considering at least half a dozen others) but I've also used a variety of other models. Basically anyone who's
1. cute (this is a nebulous, difficult to nail down concept)
2. dark haired (this is not)

 

First Person Hiro Caption

This might be the last caption for a few days. I'm moving and I don't know how long it'll take to have my desktop set up at my new place. Probably not long but one never knows these things.

Second Person Caption

Fun fact 1: In my home I have a clock exactly identical to the one in the background.

Fun fact 2: I really like this one.

Second Person Caption

The dude in this photo is actually asian. I ran it through a filter and it upped the contrast just enough that I think I can get away with it (Until I just said that).

But this was another one of those times where the image brought a caption to mind almost fully formed and in this case I couldn't find any other image that had what I needed for the story details. So here we are:

First Person Hiro Caption

I remember saying the Engrish was going to go west. So much for that. At least it's readable (to me at least)

Wes Style Bobbi Caption

Hiro's Weekend

I said a sequel was coming to this caption. I already had it written at the time, I just hadn't finished it yet. Now I have. I liked this idea of making a series out of a single image from three different perspectives, I thought it was going to be like pulling teeth but it actually came out alright.