Wes Style Bobbi Caption

Character Introduction: Dixie Taeksem

I said when I published a lone caption that I wanted to flesh out the character a bit more. Here it is. As far as I know there's no images of Abigail Ratchford with a black dick in her mouth going around the internet (and if there are I don't think I'd be comfortable using them).
Hence I needed a model switch of sorts. August Ames was the closest porn parallel I could find that was prolific enough, photogenic enough and unshy-of-black-dick enough to use as a Dixie Taeksem baseline while still holding true to that "modern pinup" look. I will still keep an eye out for Abigail Ratchford pics that I can use though.
Actually figuring out a hook for Dixie was a pain. Did Dixie like being a bimbo fucktoy? Hate it? In such a trance there was no difference?
Inspiration only came when I thought Dixie Taeksem sounded like the name of a Southern preacher. The penny dropped that the former journalist had decided to spread the Good Word of black dick, all while surviving on "the kindness of strangers" of course. (my brain's messed up)

 

First Person Caption

Kenzie Taylor

Wes Style Cindi Caption

This is the last Cindi caption for a while, the last of the bunch. It really didn't seem like I was  writing that many as I was writing them. Then I started turning them into the finished .jpeg product and well... yeah.

Second Person Caption

There is a reason 2nd Person is rare. Because it has a major weakness: with minor adjustments it becomes first person and if you don't identify with what you're reading it all falls apart. 

On top of that with captions most of my images are of pornstars, I'm willing to bet a majority of my readers do not look like pornstars (just going out on a limb) which obviously gets in the way of the whole identifying with the content of the caption thing that second person depends on.

But when 2nd person is good it tends to have a sting other styles just can't match. So I don't want to abandon the form. So what to do? 

From now on I'm going to aim to have 2nd person caps use images like these, with no faces or images that are a tableau seen by the "you" the caption is directed at i.e.: the reader i.e.: you. This will mean less 2nd person captions. But hopefully the quality will improve.

Wes Style Nikki Caption

First Person Cindi Caption

This is a direct sequel to my last Cindi caption. Just in case you were wondering.

Wes Style Tammy Caption

I had to redo this entire caption. Because apparently I am a moron who cannot put two different colours on the same line on the first attempt.

First Person Caption

This one's a blast from the past. It was one of the captions I wrote for when I started this blog. Somehow I never uploaded it. I only noticed because I was thinking about this caption in particular for some reason while I was adding labels to all my old captions and saw it wasn't there. This is a throwback to when I was not even remotely subtle (stated as if I'm remotely subtle now).

Character (Re)Introduction: Bobbi, Chrissy & Nikki Luvcoxxx

Wes is dead. I'm assuming by autoerotic asphyxiation. Because that makes me giggle. If I'm wrong may Wes himself appear in the comments and tell me so.

Before his tragic, hilarious death Wes wrote over 300 captions featuring his blog's de facto main character, Bobbi Luvcoxxx. For Bobbi to die with Wes would be a tragedy to this small, perverted community that I, personally, cannot abide.

To that end I am hereby retconning Bobbi into Suckwood. Bobbi had a brother, Chrissy, and a father, Nikki, who were both sissies (because of course they were). Nikki was always my favorite character from Wes's blog. Chrissy was always awesome as well. So I decided they should be included (yes, Malik too).

As far as models seem to go... Wes never seemed to have a single model for any of his characters. Especially the Luvcoxxxs. I'll have to play that by ear. Because these are Wes's characters I'm definitely going to stick to only writing them in Wes Style Captions (unless I have a strong reason to do otherwise)

Consider this large(ish) post my Xmas gift. Because I refuse to write Xmas themed captions. I've always found holiday themed porno dumb as Hell. (But that's just me)