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I'm not dead yet. Kinda wish I was though.

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[Professor Farnsworth Voice]: Good news everyone, I've finally gotten a solid start on a thing. 

The thing I've gotten a solid start on is similar to this thing but on a different subject. No Spoilers. But there are some other things I need to finish before I can upload it (for one it uses at least one character I haven't written an intro for yet) 

Also, I have to not die in the next few days. This country's weather is a running joke, it's normally overblown, right now not so much.

Now I've had my bitchfest about this cooked excuse for a country. Here's a caption: 

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I'm not sure about this one. I like the story of Danny recounting his exploits to his girlfriends, a well I'll likely go back to a lot. I love the image I'm just not certain it matches the story. The end feels a bit forced.

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Character Introduction: Toni Sukscum

No caption yesterday because yesterday was too hot to caption, or post, or move, or do anything aside from tell the weather it was being totally unreasonable and inform said weather exactly what I intended if it didn't knock it the fuck off.

Toni came about because I felt like the blog needed a latin sissy. And when you're considering latin porn models one name comes to (my) mind above all others, Jynx Maze.

The bonus was the hook I already had in mind for Toni seemingly worked fantastically for Jynx Maze. Every scene I've seen featuring Jynx her face was a fucking mess by the end of, which is a great fit for Toni. Turns out in photos it's very difficult to find anything of Jynx with her face a mess of makeup, spit, sweat and semen. So I've been looking at some other models to use as well. Still latina...ish.

Fuck the Patriots

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I created Mandy to try to focus on secretarial sissies because I seem to struggle with them. I included the sexwork angle as an out if I found it impossible. In the most predictable turn of events ever I've since pretty much only written sexwork Mandy captions.

Lolly Ink

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